Top Ten So Far

Here's the top ten biggest surprises about the Sox thus far.

1) They'd actually be able to win 100 games assuming they continue playing this well.
2) Beckett's ERA would be under 3.
3) Ellsbury would be 3rd in home runs on the team.
4) Even more, he has more home runs than A-Roid.
5) Adrian Gonzalez is the next Ted Williams, no surprise for me here.
6) Carl Crawford started off looking like Theo's biggest mistake, give him time he'll get better.
7) Pap only blew one save, his ERA on the other hand, that was expected.
8) Ortiz is better than last year, who knew?
9) Dice-K is still on the team somewhere, we're still looking for him.
10) Manny failed a drug test and promptly retired, yeah he's not on the Sox but c'mon, it was a shock.